Sunday, March 12, 2006

And now for something completely different...



It would seem that some people are unwilling or unable to read very much. For that reason, i have translated the most important articles here, into Flash Video. When an article has been translated thusly, you will see this symbol next to the article. Clicking it will take you to the Video Section.

9 comments:

Pete Bogs said...

I hope you're not right about people not wanting to read... I'm a writer by profession! still, I appreciate all the work you put into your presentations...

Hellpig said...

Which puts to the question for about the 3rd time..do you have a job? or is trying to bring down the Administration a full time thing?

I keep telling you help the Dems out they need you,they are destine to another 11 years of failure to secure office.

Evil Anne McFlint said...

Job? He don't need no shtinking job! His vids are priceless, dammit! Oh wait, if they're priceless then he wouldn't have money.. and would need a job, right? But.. then the vids would stop.. and, and, I'd be misinformed.. and sad. Cuz.. if I don't see things happening on a TV or monitor then they didn't happen... NO! Say it isn't so, Rev! Don't get a job! We need you! I'm sure glad you started your video blog. Whew! Way too many big words and stuff in A Post Aporkalyptic. Oh, and pass the popcorn. K?

Tell me something Pigmeister. Did a bad ol' Democrat touch you in a dirty place when you were little? (And no, I don't mean Guatamela.) You sure have it out for them. I mean, damn! It seems you never miss an opportune sucker punch to the Dem face.

Let me guess: You have American-flag mudflaps on your custom lifted 1970's Ford pick-up truck with big ol knobby tires and a mounted winch; a holographic wavy American-flag picture tint covering the back window; don't forget the "3" sticker on the right side and "If my dog is beside me, then the other bitch fell out" sticker on the left side; wind-torn and faded American flags mounted on the roof and last, but not least, a Bush/Cheney '04 bumpersticker on the tailgate.

You're SO my type of rednek! Goddblessya

Hellpig said...

Bloody Anne Flint said... Tell me something Pigmeister. Did a bad ol' Democrat touch you in a dirty place when you were little?

No sorry to say,but I do remember being fondled and sodomised by your father,how is the old pervert? still collecting child porn?

you need to put that patch over your pie hole,so the world doesn't have to listen to your insolence.

and if you recieve all your info from the Rev your are truly pathetic,learn to read.

Aunty Belle said...

MERCY, Rev'rend and mah pets, of COURSE we'uns must read--images are marvelous, but thinking is better--readin' ain't so passive!

Bawgs, honey, youse a writer?? My my...what sorta thangs does you write?

Doan give missy Bloody Ann some of your hell, Hail-pig, she doan know no better...jes' pat her on her empty head on whistle on down de road.

BTW, thanky Rev'rend for stoppin' by the Porch.

See ya'll soon,
Aunty Belle

Evil Anne McFlint said...

LAUGH! I love getting a rise out of you my piggie dear. You're so easy! And my father hasn't collected child porn since you quit the field.

Learn to read? Shit. I doubt I could type if I didn't know how to read, you dumbass... Are you always this serious? Lighten up before you have a heart attack.

Hellpig said...

Bloody Anne Flint said...
LAUGH! I love getting a rise out of you my piggie dear. You're so easy! And my father hasn't collected child porn since you quit the field.


I had to quit,I couldn't keep enough stock on hand,he literally bought me out weekly.


Learn to read? Shit. I doubt I could type if I didn't know how to read, you dumbass... Are you always this serious? Lighten up before you have a heart attack.


I thought you had a helper monkey to type for you?

Serious No,just don't take shit and I see how everyone probably falls over for you being all HOT and all so I refuse to be one of those pussies.

Plus I am the Trash Can everyone throws shit at me .

Evil Anne McFlint said...

First off, I linked you from my site. Hope you don't mind.

Hellpig said... (ref:childporn & my daddy)
I had to quit,I couldn't keep enough stock on hand,he literally bought me out weekly.


What's worse? Dealers or users?
Daddy bought you out weekly? You whore.

Hellpig said...
I thought you had a helper monkey to type for you?


Oh, I SOOOO wish that were true. I'd love to have a monkey. Will you be my monkey? (insert 'spanking' innuendo here)

Hellping said...
Serious No,just don't take shit and I see how everyone probably falls over for you being all HOT and all so I refuse to be one of those pussies.

Plus I am the Trash Can everyone throws shit at me .


I get it now.. you don't take shit, it's just forced upon you at a higher velocity.

You called me hot.

Hellpig said...

yes