She turned me into a newt.... I got better.

"The Government of Orissa has a law against aiding and abetting witchcraft.In 1999, the Government also passed an act against witchcraft, “Witch Prohibition Act-1999”, according to which six months imprisonment and a fine of 2,000 rupees can be imposed on a person found guilty of torturing innocent women.
Surprisingly, in most cases the practitioners of witchcraft as well as their victims are women.While cases of women practicing the occult is known, in most cases it is innocent women who are branded as witches and subjected to torture and even death."

I don't know if its the subject of this report, the illogical and fallacious wording of it- "in most cases it is innocent women"... What, on occasion they catch one of those broom ridin' hags mid-hex?, or the disturbing realization that this doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Witch trials in India, waterboarding in US Gulags, Intelligent Design debates that don't involve Fung Shia and drapes... We are on a one way horse and buggy ride into the Neo Dark age. I mean, have you seen some of these arguments in favor of ID? They are ridiculous.
"Well the Theory of Evolution is only a theory."
Jackass, the fact your ignorant ass doesn't know the definition of the word 'theory' does not entitle you to pull a story out of your ignorant ass and have it taught to children. For educational purposes I will learn ya what theory means.
The reason you have 9 kids in a double wide trailer with a wife who hates you is not because your theory that sex with her on top would prevent conception. You see, that's not a theory, that's just you fucking up repeatedly. Understand?
If you are offended by me calling your ass ignorant, it's because you are also mistaken (means wrong, not "married hottie") about ignorance. Ignorance is your failure to attain a sufficient body of knowledge and education to have worth while thoughts on things and stuff. That is your fault so you can't take offense. It doesn't mean that you are stupid. The fact that you are rereading this diatribe for the fifth time because you still don't get it, means your stupid! That's your parent's fault. Go bitch to them about it.
Now as for ID versus Evolution... They are not mutually exclusive. And God said, "Let there be light!" The Big Bang Banged. Then came dark, bright flashes will do that to you. Work the remaining days out for yourselves.