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History Lesson- Bill Hicks pt 9

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Hell... Since I have lost my faith in the Great Black Hype...

...or "HypObambinus" as I like to call him, (15 times in 3 States!!! I'll call him whatever I want!) I think it is time for a Blasted Reality Check. So for the next two weeks, it's time to sharpen your sticks with the late and great and never outta date, Bill Hicks.

Below is the first part of his Masterpiece "Revelations". The other 8 parts will be showing up about every other day. If you've never seen it, sit down, shut and learn something.

History Lesson- Bill Hicks pt 1

Back in the Dog Daze Afternoons

A friend of mine, has decided to illuminate the masses on the Genesis of His/Her Blogsite, SparringK9. This reminded me that A Post Apocalyptic traces its origins to the same time period and events. That and a bit of nostalgia, which really is not as good as it used to be, has motivated me to relink some old school Blasted Reality.

A Rhyme of Crime and Time - The Rev n Uriel Battle

and

Ad Hominem - The End of The "PigFucker" Fight

Enjoy...

-X

Charlie Sheen's Video Message to President Obama

Vote for Answers

Ben Harper Excuse me Mr !!!!!!

I'd have titled this story Dee dee dee! for Doughnut

But ABC has far more talented mole hill mountaineers than me. They came up with...

" 'Psycho Donuts' Divide Mental Health Community"

Ta-motherfuckin-da!

ABC News recently covered the controversy and confrontation surrounding a doughnut shop in a strip mall in Campbell, California. This hole in the wall dysplasia of the current Obesity Epidemic, named "Psycho Donuts" utilizes a mental illness theme to stand out from other hole in the wall, worthless, un-wholesome, waist widening, weight watchers ain't working, willpower waning cuz weakness is winning, eateries. Woo hoo. Now there's some news worthy of social discourse and societal change!! Oh wait one sec... My bad. This journalistic creation is powdered shit. Check it out...

Trouble at Psycho Donuts

"When the complaints started, the complaints were everything all at once. We have a doughnut called the Massive Head Trauma, the doughnut resembles a man who had ... better days," Zweigoron said.

The Massive Head Trauma, or M.H.T. for short, is a jelly filled doughnut with a frosting face with the letter "X" for eyes.

The M.H.T is one of Zweigoron's best sellers but "some customers said, 'What about the veterans coming back from Iraq with head injuries? This is offensive,'" Zweigoron said."

Absolutely!! The fact that we have been gleefully sending our youth half way around the world to fight, die, or possibly sustain crippling injuries in an illegal war, which was sold to us by the likes of ABC News and a pack of lies, is offensive! I am so glad that ABC is finally willing to talk about it. Oh snap. They are talking about the fuckin doughnuts!!

"When I saw them [the doughnuts], it was total shock," said Oscar Wright, CEO of the United Advocates for Children and Families, a group that supports families of children who need mental health services. "The Massive Head Trauma -- to have a doughnut with a white glazed face and jelly oozing out the side of its head, it was incomprehensible."

The fact that you would eat something like that is incomprehensible. The fact that it is called "The Massive Head Trauma" is funny. You see comedy is the melding of reality with the absurd. i.e. giving a desirable object an undesirable name due to a vague resemblance and an ironic homonym relationship.... am I losing you?

"... like the bipolar doughnut with half chocolate frosting and nuts, half coconut flakes..."

That is funny. Nuts.. Flakes.. Get it? If your answer is no, go get yourself a massive head trauma and I am not referring to the doughnut. For the rest of you, please ponder this next paragraph for a moment.

We are illegally occupying 2 nations, genocidally wiping out their peoples and killing our own troops with genetically toxic and radiologically deadly depleted uranium munitions. We are continuing to destroy the only ecosystem we have. We are vilifying and enslaving our own citizens with idiotic drug laws and we are creating a hardened criminal caste and culture with even more idiotic mandatory minimum sentencing of first time offenders. We are fucking up everything, everywhere, with every thing we got and ABC wants us to take sides and fight amongst ourselves about a doughnut debate.

"Let them eat cake... and make them guillotine each other over the semantics!"

Machavelli would be in shock.

A few thoughts on Luna(cy)r Landings

I recently read an article on the the front page of the Oregonian about Nasa rerecording over the original moon landing videos and having Hollywood companies help them remaster some video they "Found" in order to replace the lost footage. It is awesome, where the original footage picked up[ nothing, we can now see advanced CGI effects showing brilliant HD imagery. NASA says that they are only cleaning the footage up and not adding anything... Hmmm? How stupid do they think we are? Oh yeah. Very!

This ain't Star Trek. We can not clean up video images to show something the film did not pick up orginally. We lack the technology. Fuck.

OK and my opinion of the Apollo Missions? Do not believe anything your government tells you!! This too!! Here is why we never landed on the Moon. The Van Allen Belts are between here and there. They are between 7 and 10 Earth radii in width (4,000 miles). That is between 28,000 and 40,000 miles that would need to be travelled through in order to land on the moon. NASA has claimed that the Apollo astronauts were travelling fast enough to get through the Belts without taking life threatening levels of Rad. The Apollo missions were recorded to be travelling 24,000 mph. That would put them in the belts for over an hour at least. The belts would flash cook humans into spam in a minute. Hell, let's say astronauts are bad asses and could make it 5 minutes. They would still be dead. Dead. Dead. That is the reason the Russians did not attempt a manned lunar landing. They competed neck and neck at almost everything. If their movie industry had been up to it, they would faked a landing too.

So if you are interested, there is a valid argument for the conspiracy theorist side.

Reverend X Unmasked

Yeah, I kinda dropped the whole paranoid hacker cover and started being me, even here. And who am I? A bitch? An asshole? Well, you are both right... Tranny Anti-corporate, conspiracy nut. Am I proud of what I am?


Pride? Fuck pride...

Self esteem is an individuals sense of personal value. This value is calculated by adding the persons strengths, charms, weaknesses and honor and dividing that sum by the persons awareness of them. It is subjective algebra and X is a daily struggle to maintain. Many individuals find the struggle to be too hard. But with out self esteem to remind them that they truly do deserve to be alive, those who give up on their internal struggle look outside of themselves for that affirmation. They methadone their need for validation with Pride.

Pride is a negative emotion. In the absence of self esteem, an individual will associate themselves with a grouping of others who share some similar traits.i.e. belief system, skin tone, sexual preference, regional birth. etc. Surround yourself with others who have something in common with you, then have everyone pat each other on the back for having this prerequisite trait and what do you get? A false confidence and generally undeserved feelings of worth. The irony is that the common trait binding each group... The unifying similarity celebrated and hailed by the pride group, almost never owes it's attachment to the individual from any choice, action, or accomplishment of the individual. White pride, black pride, gay pride, national pride... I had nothing to do with my birth place, skin color, nationality or romantic attraction tendencies. But if you tell me that I am brave, strong or special because of those traits and you tell me that often and no one says anything to the contrary... I might start to believe I am worth more than someone who has different traits.

Personally, if you follow me around and compliment me on anything repeatedly, I am gonna get the hell away from you. Or more likely, I am going to mock you. Taunt you. Bully you and verbally cut the false confidence out of you like a cancer. I know a lot of people who think I am an evil bitch for the way I treat some people and the things I say. They are probably right. Al I know is that if I was proud of me being something I had no choice in being, or encouraged by numbers and general opinion rather than validity... Then somebody had better come up and friggin ruin my whole parade. Slap me back down to Earth and open my eyes to myself and you better do it fast and hard. Hurt my feelings, please!

I'd always rather be called an idiot and corrected when wrong than be an idiot. I truly believe I deserve to be here and deserve my life because I have worked for it and learned how to keep it.

My point... and I have one. Lol. I am not special because I am a tranny. I am not brave because I can't conform to gender types that I do not have to conform to. I'll take some credit for the way I look, cuz that ain't easy to pull off. I would love to eat a meal some day... Just can't and still wear that skirt. So I sacrafice and struggle. That is earned. The kudos for being born different? Keep em. We are all different.
Just not unique. The extra rights and protections society has deemed I need? Hate crime legislation? Nope. Don't want it. Don't need it. Punishing someone more than another for the same crime and basing that increase in punishment solely on their disimilarity to me? You realize that justifying the extending of a prison sentence based solely on physical traits is the exact same logic that let indentured servitude grow into the slave trade? Imagine that dumb ass recursive loop. Oppression followed by affirmative action which advances one group over the other continually until the other is completely oppressed followed by affirmative action for them to the point that... See?

How bout equality and tolerance. And if I hate you but am not trying to hurt you... that means I am tolerating you. If you ain't on fire, but we ain't friends? That is freedom and justice for all!! Tolerance means letting another individual have life. Tolerance does not including making their life easy, happy, fruitful or rewarding. It just means not taking it.

what I am up to at the moment...

Looking for an illustrator.. Asap.

Now to explain everything. My name is Andi West. I am the Executive Producer of Project 912. 912 is the world's first "Open Source, omni media sci fi franchise". I put that in quotes cuz we totally made up the description for what we are doing. We wouldn't have had to, but it has never been done before. I wanted to just call the whole thing "Nerdvana", but some of the nerds got all huffy and I can not watch grown men OD on albuterol while angrily fiddling with their pda's. So I gave in and we made up the "open source.. etc etc". Oh, I tangent a lot... sorry.

What Project 912 is right now...
9 websites
2 social networks
3 youtube pages
2 myspace profiles
1 facebook profile
3 blogger sites
a 10 episode web series
a ton of independent viral vids
an anthology of short stories
2 comic book series, one of which is desperately in need of an illustrator since mine went and got himself perished.
a couple film crews
a few celebrities
one brilliant Producer
one crazy tranny web designer

That about sums it up...

What Project 912 will be shortly after launching in mid July

A bi weekly webseries
2 comic book lines
an infinitely expanding fan created story world made up of viewer submitted vids, stories, pictures and whatever else anyone can think of.
An online RPG that runs concurrently with an ever growing wiki based plot bible and real world current events. The game will be free to play and have the possibility of earning a real money income if you are one of the top players. The game is free to play, but weapons, equipment and hirelings will cost $. the weapons and equipment will be purchasable via a buy in credit economy. Hirelings will be actual player characters. There will be no NPC's. As players gain power and wealth, they will be able to interact financially with each other. Either consensually as in hiring for services or non consensually as in stealing from, seizing, raiding and killing for stuff. The 912 Cyber World consists of 2 groups, the Human Resistance and the System. The System controls the government. The Resistance has the initiative. Neither side is forced to go against only the other group, There can be in fighting, backstabbing and all sorts of glorious scandal activity.

Ok, I don't know if that all makes any sense. The concept is so vast that I don't quite have a grasp on the whole thing yet and I have been working on this for a year as the entire IT department. To see the groundwork I have laid on the web, start at http://project912.com That is the Webseries page which will broadcast the episodes. Follow the cell phone/breadcrumb trail puzzle thingy through
http://project912.com
http://hygeapharma.com
http://demtechfoods.com
http://kinkaidgroup.com
http://wearethesystem.net
http://hancockworldwide.com
http://infinitycable.com
and finally to
http://project912.net

That is the main cyber world. The trail leaves out
http://theyliveamong.us
http://project912.info
and all the my-you-face-twit crap.

OK, so if u made it through all of that and looked at the attached promo poster for the comic. and you are interested in either helping me finish this one, working on the next 5 in the series or both, get back to me. I will then forward you the completed parts of the #1 issue, the story line and the storyboards of what is still needed. And we can talk pay. k?

Sincerely,
Andi West

PS, We are also in negotiations for a TV series and possible Motion Picture deal. We seriously need to to learn how to set limits, but since that prolly won't happen any time soon, we are going for the brass ring anywhere we think there might be one!

Former Detainees turn to Terrorism.. NFS!!

OK, so CNN's top story is that "Former Gitmo Detainees are Turning to Terrorism." Well, the key word in the sentence is "Turning", not "Returning". If you kidnap me. Torture me. Then release me to my home country, which is still occupied by your military. Guess what.. I am gonna hurt you. I am not going to threaten you or try to scare you. I will be your killer. I will not, therefore be a terrorist. So which Gitmo detainees have become terrorists? Well.. Errr...Of course, the examples CNN gives are of Newly recruited Taliban soldiers. A military force, recognized and credentialed. Hell, CNN even states that one of the "Terrorists" had his Taliban paperwork on him and that the other was an officer. Those are soldiers. Not terrorists.

Other than that basic fact of life and those blatantly ignored definitions, I'd like to say, if we had imprisoned combatants rather than farmers the Pakistanis sold us for $5k a head, this would not be happening. For the combatants... If they were treated as prisoners of war in the first place, this would not be happening because they would be held until the War was over. Hence there would no longer be US forces to attack in Afghanistan. Also, they would have had rights from day one. They would not have been tortured. Etc, etc... Does this make sense to anyone?

Even as F'd up as war is, it has rules. They are there for a reason. Ignoring those rules is criminal and fucking stupid!!! Americans cheered when Bush outspokenly violated those rules. You that cheered.... this is all on you. Friggin morons.